I saw a t-shirt from Northern Sun that said: “If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.”
Now, I don’t want to denigrate the flat earthers (at least not out loud, because, say it with me, SCIENCE), but what if the truth is that cats — some of which sleep upwards of 22 hours a day — through their collective cat meditation capabilities, are actually keeping the earth in its gravitational tour around the sun by the power of their intention. Cats sleep or the earth gets dropped out of its rotation like a hot potato.
Okay, that’s not science at all, but it seems like the likelier scenario for this cunning duo.
And if the dog knows, he’s not talking.