Flat Earth
I saw a t-shirt from Northern Sun that said: “If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.”
Now, I don’t want to denigrate the flat earthers (at least not out loud, because, say it with me, SCIENCE), but what if the truth is that cats — some of which sleep upwards of 22 hours a day — through their collective cat meditation capabilities, are actually keeping the earth in its gravitational tour around the sun by the power of their intention. Cats sleep or the earth gets dropped out of its rotation like a hot potato.
Okay, that’s not science at all, but it seems like the likelier scenario for this cunning duo.
And if the dog knows, he’s not talking.
pjlazos 12.16.18
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Thanks for your response. Your logical fallacy is: Appeal to Authority. A list of famous Masonic shills doesn’t prove earth is a globe. Nor does having a law degree!
The fake rocket launch was a hoax to discredit Flat Earth.
We don’t live in a democracy, we live in an authoritarian oligarchy, complete with a charade of voting every few years, that changes nothing.
Now, back to the topic. Do you have any evidence that earth curves or spins? If not, you’re a flat earther, like everyone else! 🙂
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Not really sure where all your anger is coming from, but this is the last response I’m going to give you, just sayin’. If you look into space, all the other planets are spheres. Why would Earth be the only planet that’s flat? I’m not a scientist, so I can’t talk about the nitty gritty science with any kind of gravitas, but here’s a link for you: http://embracetheball.blogspot.com/p/flat-earth-tests.html Respectfully, have fun with your theories; I choose to believe the science. Thanks for stopping by.
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Earth is flat, and SCIENCE proves it! But cats can’t push stuff off because we’re surrounded by an ice wall.
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Interesting theory. I’ll run it by the cats. :0)
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It’s not a theory it’s a proven fact! Thanks for posting.
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Well, we will have to agree to disagree, I guess. 🤔
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No, because I’ve looked into it a lot, and you haven’t looked into it at all. So we’re not on equal footing. It’s not a matter of opinion, it’s a proven fact! 🙂
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I’m not sure what you mean when you say I haven’t looked into it at all, but I did take plenty of science classes all through school, at least until I went to law school, and I’m pretty sure Copernicus, Galileo, and by extension, Einstein, Neils Bohr and the rest have it right, unlike the guy who shot himself into the atmosphere in a homemade rocket and almost killed himself trying to prove the flat earth theory. But who am I to deny you of your opinion or even try to convince you otherwise. That’s the beauty of living in a democracy. You get to think what you want. :0)
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Thank you for the smile…;-)
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Oh yes, I am a new subscriber, but so enjoyed this post. Being the mom of two cats and six Chihuahuas, 2 goldfish and two alien catfish, I can certainly appreciate the truth in this – we have already experienced being pushed out of our bed, and we also have to share all our pillows and blankets. The only positive bout it is that they make great heaters.
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😂😂😂 So true! And their purring is soothing!😘
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“If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.”
This gave me the best laugh of my day so far 😀
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HeHeHe (gas laughing). 😘
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Cats sleep 22 hours a day? Ours–Fast Eddie–swears they all need at lest 27 hours a day, which is hard to work in so it’s important that we not interrupt him when he’s sleeping.
As soon as he wakes up, we’re going to have a talk.
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Haha, they are tricky, those felines. Fast Eddie sounds particularly suspect. :0)
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Oh, absolutely not. I trust every word the comes out of his stripey mouth.
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😂😂😂
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the earth is flat
the stars are square
when cat not sleeping
she gives me a stare
that says feed me
or else –
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😂😂😂
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Lol! There’s a story in this world of cat powers keeping the universe in check. 🙂 Bash loves your animals, by the way. Good morning! 🙂
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Yes, I love it! I will have to think on that a bit. And good morning to Sir Bash. Perhaps he will be the protagonist of the story. A king of sorts among the cats and dogs who work to keep the gravitational force up to snuff. We may need to talk to see if he’s up for the job. Does he like to write? Perhaps we’ll collaborate. :0) oxo
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Hee hee! He’s the one in the audios that had the autobots behead the bad guy, so oh yes, he enjoys telling a good story. 🙂 xxxxxxx
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😂😂😂
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Ha! Interesting hypothesis.
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😂😂😂 Thank you, Robyn.
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Ha ha – you have a very adorable fur family Pam.
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Thanks, Linda. :o)
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Adorable kitties and doggie! The cat that has adopted me would love to spend all her time sleeping or kneading on my lap forever! I’ve never known a cat that wanted so much togetherness. But when she stares at me I do wonder what’s going on plotting wise in that head of hers.
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I know, right, Michele? It’s like they can see beyond and then some!😂
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What beautiful kitties!! And a good-looking dog— together, a fabulous pack!
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Thank you!😘
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“but what if the truth is that cats — some of which sleep upwards of 22 hours a day — through their collective cat meditation capabilities, are actually keeping the earth in its gravitational tour around the sun by the power of their intention. Cats sleep or the earth gets dropped out of its rotation like a hot potato.”
Pam, I predict that scientists are going to pick up on this idea, and that ultimately you will be proven right!
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Thanks, Neil. I feel as though I may be on to something.
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I’m with you; cats aren’t the plaything of movie baddies without reason… they’re plotting. I know Douglas Adams told us the mice had organised the creation of Earth to determine the ultimate question but I think the cats set up the mice through a combination of hallucinogenic cheese and hypnosis to posit the question while they were off scouting out new lap-worlds that they could overthrow with their dastardly purr-cuteness combos.
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Now there’s a story in the making!😂
Hey, did you ever look at the interview questions I sent you?
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Nooooo questions. I missed. Where where….
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Hmmm, maybe I had the wrong email address. Can you resend? (I won’t post it.😘)
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[…]oh and that’s SAQ at the start not SAG which sometimes confuses…
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The dog doesn’t know anything. But he’s mighty suspicious.
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Yes, Ken. It could explain the (sometimes) bad blood between them. 😂
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Love it! Our cats def helping the planet keep rotating!
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😂😘 Thanks, Mari!
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Your cat theory sounds as feasible to me as the flat earth one. Nice post.
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😂😂😂
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Lol. Couldn’t agree more. AND why not????
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🤓❤️
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You could be onto something here Pam – look at those two little cuties. They know something and they aren’t telling…..
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Cunning is the first word that comes to mind. The one on the left disrupts my sleep every night by muscling in on my pillow and purring for hours while he sleeps on, near, or as close as he can to me. It’s like wearing a cat hat 🎩 that purrs.
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I have one of those also – it’s been going on for twelve years and shows no sign of abating. I tell myself I shall miss him when he’s gone 🙂
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😂😂😂
Complete opposite of dogs who are “all for one and one for all” (unless, of course, there’s a bone involved 🍖), but the darn cats are like, “anyone other than me is irrelevant.”
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It appears we understand our cats perfectly 🙂
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We do, Pauline. ❤️
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